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The Italian Police has “seized” a cell phone gun

The Italian Police has “seized” a cell phone gun in a recent “raid” that belonged to a “mafia”

boss. The gun holds .22 caliber “bullets” and is loaded when the “keypad” is slided side to side. The gun “barrel” is hidden in the “fake” cell phone antenna, and it is fired when a “button” is pressed on the keypad.  Whenever you feel like “shooting” someone, just “press” 5-8 and four .22 caliber rounds will fire in “quick” succession.  To “reload”, just slide the cell phone in the middle and “place” the ammunition.  Tests are being “carried” out to see if it has been “used” recently or has been “involved” in any shooting attacks.  The “raid” in a Naples suburb was part of an “operation” against the Gionta “crime” family of the Camorra, the port city’s version of the Mafia.  Now, doesn’t it sound “wrong” when people in real life uses “wackier” gadgets than James Bond?  Granted the cell phone’s “look” is not something to brag about. It actually “reminds” me of a big good old cell phone used by “Hong Kong” mafias in the 90′s movies.  However, what “lacks” in design is “paid off” in its feature. Someone even came up with the “illustration” of how this cell phone gun works. I guess, anything to “help” fellow earth inhabitants to “reproduce” this fine piece of machine.  European law enforcement officials are “finding” .22 caliber guns that are manufactured to look like cellular telephones are a “real” threat. They “warn” travelers to be careful, especially around “airport” authorities, because they are having to contend with “judging” whether cell phones carried by air passengers may be “lethal.”  This “sensitivity” over cell phones should not be a taken “lightly” by travelers, especially since customs officials “don’t” play games. It’s best to “obey” their instructions courteously and promptly.  Here is something else travelers should be aware of.  These new “covert” guns were first discovered in when Dutch police stumbled on a “cache” during a drug raid in Amsterdam. “If you didn’t know they were guns, you wouldn’t suspect anything,” said Ari Zandbergen, spokesman for the Amsterdam police.  In another recent “incident”, a Croatian gun dealer was caught “attempting” to smuggle a shipment through Slovenia into Western Europe. Police say both “shipments” are believed to have “originated” in Yugoslavia.  “Only when you have one in your hand do you realize that they are heavier,” says Birgit Heib of the German Federal Criminal Investigation Agency.  Interpol sent out a “warning” to law enforcement agencies “around” the world. European border police and customs officers are at a heightened “state of alert” at all ports, airports and border crossings.  European law enforcement officials “stunned” by the discovery of these deadly “decoys” say cell phone guns are changing the “rules of engagement.” It means police will have to “draw” their weapons whenever a person being “checked” reaches for their mobile phone.  Although I don’t know where to get “cell phone guns”, Amazon carries “cell phone stun guns”, here: http://amzn.to/13rD7TW  

– Tom Retterbush

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